A woman’s false tounge.

She says," Come dine with me, my husbands not here". You shake your head for the 100 th time. If I dine, I die. 

   She comes, half naked with only a robe covering her, come sleep with me, I'm bored and cold. And again you shake your head, her wife is your master, he's a great dude, you can't stab him in the back. 

   That night, the woman comes into you room, she wakes you up with her tinder lips," let's play you say" 

    The sight of her makes you jump, and with her arm clothing your colorful rope, it rips. Finally she snaps. " if you don't do anything with me, then I'll kill you".

   You shake you're head. She's just trying to trick you, she won't do nothing.

    But then she yells, " Guards help, he's trying to sleep with me!".

You curse out loud and run to her, you sigh. Fine one kiss. But one turns to does, then, uh yah that.

  M the nigh after, your boss finds y'all. He screams," I trusted you, my most loyal worker!".

    You glance at the wife, she's smirking. Man, ladies are mean.