Don’t

If caught, with a broken down car, in a storm

Do not call out to the silhouetted form

And when he shows you to your room, explaining

That no mechanic is on when it's raining

Do not, please, settle for a nice, warm shower

Or suddenly feel amorous this hour

Keep your clothes on, stay together, check the locks

And, don't, for love of god, open that strange box

Just, with all your friends near, pray for morning quick

And ignore news of escaped mentally sick

The sun WILL return, it can't rain forever

And, your near miss story will be so clever