Challenge
Write a very fluffy poem or prose! As fluffy as fluffy can be, so fluffy I suffocate on fluff and gag from the fluffiness.
The only catch to this fluff-fest is that it must be fueled by rage. Hehe. :-D
Please tag me!!
The Dance of Cat and Her Human
Who is mommy's pretty flouf-baby?
Are you mommy's pretty flouf-baby?
Yes, you are mommy's prettiest floufsie pie!
Oww!
B**ch! Did you just scratch me?!
Come to mommy! I just wanna kiss you
to pieces! Come here, don't run away, look,
I have bonito flakes for you, boo-boo cake!
Fine!
Arrogant little a**munch! I don't even
love you anyway! Humph!
...I swear, the adorable little turd delights
in my neediness and smirks!
(note: as I was about to publish this, yes, the little #$%*!!! ran across the keyboard and erased EVERYTHING. But I still love the little sh*t.)