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Dear Diary,

Something rather odd happened today. Nicole and I went fishing together for our last day at the cabin, but when we got to the deck, there was this guy who randomly swatted at Nicole when we walked by him, and I had to shove him in the lake. It must have been drugs, because his swat literally pierced her skin. To make matters worse, she came down with a fever later in the night, and she had to go lie down. I think she just got up now, though, I can hear her walking upstairs. I just hope she's alright.