You’re Nicked Son!

I was only parked outside the damn store for one minute.

I go inside, I buy a newspaper and some gum, I step out and there's this orang-utan giving me a ticket for illegal parking!

So I say 'Hey man I been in the shop less than a minute and your slamming a ticket on me - where am I supposed to park'

And he gives me this look you know, the look of authority, and he says 'This is for deliveries only'.

I look at the guy, he's stood there like fucking Hitler man, so I says "Well fuck you, you fucking fuck!"

The next thing I know there's this ape of a cop standing over me as tall as Liberty and he's telling me to calm down.

Calm fucking down? Me? I don't have a problem here, so I told him he was a fucking ape, then he slammed me into his cruiser and I'm like "The Fuck man? What did I do?" And the fucking Orang-Utan is leering at me through the glass. Fuck!