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Write a formal apology to the body parts you accidentally injure most often or with the greatest intensity. Identify your personal cause of clumsiness, i.e. impatience, shortsightedness, and giddy thrills. This is meant to be lighthearted; please avoid sinister forms of self-harm unless the result is somehow hilarious.
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Sarza

Hands

Hands. I get it. It must be hella annoying to be you guys. I'm sorry. I know how hard it is to always have some form of cuts on your backs. And I'm sorry that your palms are usually scraped. And I know that the calluses on your fingers make you feel insecure. You are worn out after just 16 years.

But please. I'm begging you to think of how I lovingly moisturize you each morning, keeping you soft and smooth. And I just want you to know all your pain and harm is not in vain, for you help me create beautiful things as I sit and write for hours, as I shuffle through pages and suffer through paper cuts. And I want you to remember the many times you've saved me from falling each time I trip, by hitting the ground before my face does. Like the time I was riding my bike and stupidly decided to attempt riding "no hands". Had I realised how much I needed you to keep me on the bike I'd never have done it.

I'm sorry hands.