Challenge
Confession time! Make a confession in 45 words or less! Lets see how you do.... (but no less than 15 words because it won't let me go lower)
Financial Advice
Never trust a fart. Was on my way to meet an HR person offsite to discuss my severance package. I parked in the garage, cut one loose, and promptly shit my pants. You don't want to go into a financial negotiation with shitty pants.