Gossip

She cries like a baby 

    and fucks everyone in sight.

Her skin crawls with scabies 

    and she's always up all night.

He can't get an erection 

    and his pecks are from an injection.

His dad used to molest him 

    while his mom always undressed him.

She still sucks her thumb 

    and she seems smart, but she's dumb.

She sucked the entire football team 

    and then they took her for ice cream.

He has a tiny little dick. 

    I swear it's no bigger than a prick!

How do I know that? 

    Well his girl and I had a chat.

Her and her brother get it on 

    and that's why her virginity's gone.

Her nose used to be so large! 

    Wonder what the nose doc charged.

He acts like he's straight 

    but really he's been gay from the gate.

He sucked his way to the top 

    and, if you catch my drift, likes to shop.

She dances on a pole at night 

    and she and her boyfriend always fight.

She doesn't look like that!

    When she takes off her clothes, she's fat.

He used to be such a geek 

    until he found a YouTube sheik.

They found her in the toilet last night

   holding to a syringe really tight.

She fucked her college professor 

   and she's got vodka in her refresher.

Whether it's false or it's true, 

   which rumor best fits you?