Beware of Crazy Butterflies

  Did you know? That when a butterfly

Flaps its wings in the Amazonian jungle.

My house, here in Europe

Could be washed away by a storm.

Really!

In fact I saw it on a book cover

And I read it in the papers

Also at an exhibition in a gallery

Oh and in a philosophy blog.

And they are suckers for blood

Particularly at Halloween

So beware of butterflies

They are Draculas in disguise

Never kill them

Create wild flower patches

Smear garlic on your neck at night

Only then are you safe!