Stephen Colbert, My Soul BAE

We would talk for hours about politics, and compare our notes on who's the biggest scifi nerd.   He would sign all my books, my shirt, and my forehead.   Then we would head to Neal DeGrasse-Tyson's house and talk about the universe for a few hours.   We would sit at a cafe in Brooklyn, eating pastries and talking about life.   Then, who should come along but Jimmy Fallon and James Corden.   We would all get in the car and sing songs from musicals in perfect harmony, finally ending at the Emmy's, where I would co-host with Stephen dressed in a couture dress made entirely out of duct tape from Office Max, lovingly crafted by Tim Gunn.   We would wow the crowds, sing a duet from Spamalot, then, at the very end, we would parachute out and fly into the sunset behind Air Force 1.   And we would live happily ever after.